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Everyone ever:
You are not a pear, you are not an hourglass, you are not an apple; you are a human being, with bumps and crevices and scars. You are a million shapes rolled into one. You are a universe within yourself. You are a human being, and you are magnificent. 
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April 2013
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lipsticklullabieskissandtell: dis0riented: When a guy calls you hot, he’s looking at your body. When a guy calls you pretty, he’s looking at your face. When a guy calls you beautiful he’s looking at your heart. All three guys still wanna fuck you though.
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Things I Never Learned In High School
malllorieeee: How to do taxes What taxes are How to vote What political parties are How to write a resume/cover letter/anything related to getting a job How to write a check/balance a check book Anything to do with banking How to do loans for college How to jump start a car or other basic emergency things How to buy a car or house but I’m so glad I know the fucking pythagorean...
Apr 23rd
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Life is like a handstand.
   I think one of the coolest things I ever learned in my whole life was how to do a handstand. I’m not sure why I love it so much, but it does require a lot of practice and strength and balance.     When you first start learning, you do it against a wall or a tree, or the couch … anything that will catch you. But as you get stronger, you grow more sure of your muscle memory,...
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Psychiatrists diagnose "Nina" from Black Swan →
http://abcnews.go.com/Health/Movies/black-swan-psychiatrists-diagnose-natalie-portmans-portrayal-psychosis/story?id=12436873#.UXK9JbWG1gk    This is one of my favorite films ever. It’s disturbing and magical, fantastic and saddening. In some small ways we all can relate to Nina, and Natalie Portman is inviting to the role. This article touches on why Nina was the way she was, and how...
Apr 20th
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I went to church with my family tonight and the...
Pastor: Now, according to a few passages in the bible, homosexuality is a sin.
Couple of older males in the audience: Amen!
Pastor: Now, wait, I'm not finished.
Pastor: You know what else the bible defines as a sin? Divorce.
-uncomfortable silence-
Pastor: There are countless passages that talk about how divorce is wrong, and that there are consequences to getting a divorce, such as the wife should be stoned.
Pastor: Yet, I witnessed a divorce just this morning. And I gotta tell you, it was heartbreaking, but I definitely didn't attempt to throw rocks at the wife, even though she was the one who filed for divorce.
Pastor: We choose to overlook the consequences of divorce because time has proven that they're inhumane and cruel.
Pastor: The bible doesn't say anything about the consequences of a homosexual lifestyle. Yet, we seem to be spearheading a campaign to ruin the lives of people we don't even know.
-the pastor shifts a few notes around-
Pastor: The bible states to love thy neighbor. That's it. There are no other rules or restrictions to that passage.
Pastor: So, we as a church family have to support equality with a smile on our face. THAT is the true Christian way.
can I get an amen?!
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Classwork: 2+2=4
Homework: 2+4+2=8
Test: Jerry had 18 cherry pies, and missed his bus by 5 minutes. Find the mass of the moon.
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